(simply a humor and sarcasm piece if you get my drift).
in the tabloids –
just gets better and better.
effort is important,
and exaggeration is an absolute must.
that eye-opener appeal
must be instant when the headline is spotted;
especially when one is in the checkout line.
lets give it a try and see if it does the trick.
in large type the caption reads:
NORTH AMERICAN MAN HAS TWO EXTRA NIPPLES
it’s unique – crucial
for a specific clientele.
it’s like leaving a dog a bone
to lick and chew on –
it doesn’t take much to please.
being a poet with the capability
to create images or lines…
seems to have potential for the dollar.
exaggeration without doubt creates attention.